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Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:10:12 GMT

So Im too tired to update everything from the past week'n'some, so I'll give you the run down and abridged version.

Christmas Eve: Made a ton of food and My grandparents, Shane, Lori and her whole family came over to eat. Got to open a gift early and I got really kool penguin pajama pants. Had to stay up til everyone was asleep to do the Santa thing. go to sleep.

Christmas: Wake up later then everyone else to open gifts. I got A nightmare before Christmas bed set, poster, and an iPod Shuffle which is tiny and only holds 120 songs. Jessica came over sometime later to do the whole gift exchange thing and we chilled awhile.

28th: My family that came from Boston and Rhode Island came to visit for the first time in their entire trip here. They were here for like a week with one visit. Ate a lot of pizza and "caught up."

29th: went to Sea world with Jessica and her Family. Got there really late and left at like 7:30. This still was a fun day.

30th: went to Jessica's house and chilled.

New Year's Eve: Went to Jessica's house to bring in the New Year because both my parents worked. We were pretty much acting like lil kids all day. We played blocks and dress-up with her brother. Im just curious to know what everyone was doing at exactly 12:00 AM 2006. Some people bring in the new Year with kisses and drinking, but sometimes people are like Jessica's mom, who was washing cups when the ball dropped.

this is pretty much my week'n'some in a nutshell. Happy New Year everyone. Dont forget your resolutions.
-Michael

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:52:10 GMT

so
Monday: I cant remember. I must not have done anything. I think that was the day that I went x-mas shopping.

Tuesday: I was supposed to go to Disney with the family but that never happened so Lizz calls me and was like, "lets go see Rent." So I went to her house for a lil while until her mom took to see Rent. After the movie we walked around forever and chilled til my dad came and got us. It was a fun time. On the way to Lizz's house though, our car ran out of gas and we had to borrow lika gallon from her family's supply. And I saw a shooting star while we were walkin to this decked out house.

Wednesday: Went to Jessica's house really early in the morning. Chilled there with her brother. We played Mario Kart and watched School of Rock and Jessica dressed me emo with eye liner and everything. I apparently make a good emo kid. Discovered the coolest noise with air. Fell asleep for like ten seconds. Went home cause "the bus is leaving in ten minutes." Had a good time.

Thursday: Went to Sea World for choir at 3 o'clock. 22 people were no-shows to this one. I guess it was fun. Got home made soup called Jessica til like 1:30. This was after talking to my uncle Marky because his new son, Noah Gabriel Siddens, was born Thursday. he was 5 and half pounds. Marky is only 20 years old and I think he will make a great father.

Today is Friday. I am supposed to go to another Sea world thing but i dont know if im going to. I dont have a form turned in so not showing up cant count against me. So i dont think I'll go. Also cause my mother is off work and she doesnt want me going anywhere. I'll prolly go x-mas shopping again today because i am playing Santa this year. i have to stay up x-mas eve and put gifts under the tree when everyone is asleep.

Thats all I have to say right now. I hope everyone's Christmas is awesome and you get all that you wanted this year. um, Laters,
Michael AKA Santa Clause

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 18:20:39 GMT

Yesterday I saw Kong with Jessica's family and I have concluded that it was the best movie ever made in the history of all movies. The island has dinosaurs, bitches. So now when i grow up, i want to be a gorilla... a big gorilla. I'll be the best gorilla ever.
Michael Kong

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:58:32 GMT

So I have two more exams to endure: Chemistry and Geometry. Not so sure about chem but im definitely acing my math exam. uh, cant you tell im stalling because I dont know what to say. Today we went to Cici's Pizza and i spilled my drink and while i was cleaning it up i said something about the mexican woman behind us and everyone wanted to leave. Like their not racist. but it was funny. good food though. yesterday went with jessica to her house until about 6 and then to some youth dinner for her church which was fun. i ended up playing the most amazing game ever on one of those Gameboy DS things. it was Mario kart and i almost own at that game. i would get one of those stupid DS things just for that one game. Um, kinda sore right now and a lil tired but my mother is in my bed asleep so I cant go and do that. also really bored at the moment. i want to eat some cookies and milk. So if someone will bake me cookies for tomorrow that would be most appreciated. flunked todays english exam, i can feel it. uh, thats pretty much it. Any questions, feel free to ask.
michael

the BIG survey

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:46:12 GMT

check what Ive been working on for the longest time:

1.What time is it? 3:40 p.m. 12/09/05

Personal

2.Do you want to answer these? Sure I do

3.Name? Michael
4.Name spelled backwards? LeahciM
5.What is your quest? To help the world be a better place
6.Nickname? Miche, Roosky, Mullet, Mullet-man, and Midnight
7.Age? 15
8.Hometown? What do you consider a home town? San Antonio(birth place) Lake Mary(where I live)
9.What were you born in? A hospital in San Antonio, Texas
10.Where do you live now? Lake Mary, Florida
11.What state? I just told you, Florida
12.Ever going to move? Hopefully
13.Would you rather live somewhere else? Yes, New York or Boston
14.Birthdate? 04/26/90
15.When do you blow out your candles? When I don’t need the light or at b-days
16.Day you were born? Twas a Thursday early morning(2 A.M.)
17.Zodiac sign? Taurus
18.Do you know what that is? Yeah
19.Sex? Male
20.Height? 5 feet 11 and ½ inches
21.Weight? 172
22.Eye color? dark brown nearly black
23.Hair color? dark brown
24.Any siblings? Yeah
25.Names and ages? Natasha-14, Ashley-10, Malcolm-7
26.Do you get along with them? Not with Natasha
27.Any pets? No
28.Names? No pets
29.Parents? Yeah
30.Names? Rosita Mundon and Edmund Sergeant
31.Do you get along with them? Most of the time, not lately
32.Married or divorced? Mom divorced and remarried Rick
33.How long? 6 years
34.Website? No website
35.Email? Joecool43543@aol.com
36.AOL s/n? Joecool43543
37.Yahoo s/n? Don’t have one
38.ICQ? None
39.MSN? None
40.How many people are on your buddy list? A bunch but I don’t use IM
41.Phone number? 407-328-8743
42.Personality? Stubborn, happy, loud as hell, funny, outspoken, other
School

43. Do you want to answer these? No, but I will anyway

44.What school do you go to? Lake Mary high School
45.What year are you? 2008
46.What are you? Sophomore
47.Hardest class? AP World History
48.Easiest class? Chorus
49.Most fun class? None of them but if I had to choose maybe chorus
50.What day did school start? 1st Monday of August w/e date that was
51.Do you have classes with friends? Yeah
52.Do you have friends? A ton
53.Do you go to school events? sometimes
54.What was the last event you went to? Maybe it was Homecoming im not sure
55.Do you have school spirit? Not really
56.Do you go to dances? I would if we had more
57.Stag (isn't this a male deer? I know it is) or with someone? currently in the greatest relationship of all time

Relationships

58. Do you want to answer these? Sure
59.Have a significant other? Hell yeah
60.What is their name? Jessica
61.How old are they? 15
62.How long have you been going out? 6 months and three days
63.Have you been faithful? yeah
64.Do you have a crush? No, I have Jessica
65.Who? No one
66.Do they know you like them? See 65
67.You ever going to tell them? See 65
68.Do you have an online crush? No
69.Who? See 68

In the Past 24 Hours Have You?

70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? Kinda

71.Had a serious talk? No
72. Hugged someone? Yeah
73.Fought with a friend? No
74.Cried? No
75.Laughed? Yeah
76.Made someone laugh? Yeah
77.Bought something? yeah78.Cut your hair? No
79.Felt stupid? No
80.Talked to someone you love? Yeah
81.Missed someone? Yeah

Have-you-ever ?

82. You want me to tell you? No

83.Smoked? no
84.Stolen something? Yes
85.Done drugs? Nope
86.Drank? Yeah
87.Gotten drunk? Yes
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos?
89.Been dumped? Yes
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yes
91.Hiked up a mountain? yes
92 Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Yes
93.Been in love? Yes
94.Seen the White House? No
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? no
96.Try smoking? no
97.Played monopoly? Yes
98.Seen Titanic? Yes, I’ve a million and half movies
99Kissed someone? Yes
100.Tried a weight loss program? No
101.Jumped on a trampoline? Yes
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yes
103.Had a bubble bath? A long time ago
104. Been on a plane? Yes
105. Been on a boat?
106.Been on a train? Yes
107.Been in a car accident? Yes, when I was 4 years old
108.Ridden an elephant? Hell yeah that was really effing awesome
109.Made a web page? No
110.Played with Barbies? Played G I Joes kills Barbies
111.Stay up all night? Yes
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? Yes
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? Nope
114.Watched Jerry Springer? Yes, its funny shit
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yes tons of times
116.Been afraid of the dark? Never, even as a child117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Yes, when I was a baby a couple times
118.Had stitches? No
119.Dumped someone and regretted it? No
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? No
121.Lied? Yes, but I believe that honesty is the best policy in almost any situation
122.Been arrested? No
123.Fallen asleep in class? Almost everyday, in fact I slept today in French
124.Gotten in trouble in class? Yes
125.Used food for something other than to eat? Yes, as a projectile
126.Meta celebrity? Yes
127.Broken the law? Yes, but did not get caught
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
129.Hated yourself? Maybe once
130.Been brokenhearted? Yes but not from a relationship
131.Broken someone's heart? I think I might have
132.Are you a virgin? Yes
133.Done something really stupid? Almost everyday I do something really stupid
134.Been arrested? No
135.Hurt a friend? Physically yeah all the time Emotionally I think I might have
136.Broken a bone? No
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Ms. Castillo in the 2nd and 3rd grade

Favorites

138. Why do you want to know? I don't

139.Guy name? Michael or Vlad
140.Girl name? Vivian or Tatiana
141.Nationality? What the hell type of question is this? American
142.Color? Orange 1st, black 2nd, red 3rd
143.Holiday? Halloween
144.Day of the week? Saturdays
145.Restaurant? Mong’s
146.Fastfood restaurant? Burger king bitches
147.Food? If I had to choose, then it would the Cheese Burger
148.Animal? Bengal Tiger
149.Pet? A dog
150.Store? Spencers
151.Mall? Seminole Towne centre
152.Clothes brand? Levis
153.Soda? DP
154.Alcohol? Fuzzy Navel
155.Instrument? Piano all the way (I love fingering Allegra)
156.Season? Winter
157.Number? 316
158.Radio station? 101.1 or 96.5
159.Song? Don’t have one I love all music160.Sport? Football to play and Baseball to watch (Patriots and the Sox)
161.Vacation spot? Prolly Rhode Island
162.State? Georgia ever since the trip with Jessica
163.Country? USA
164.Flower? Roses will forever be the most beautiful flower
165.Perfume? I don’t wear perfume
166.Thing to do? Spend time with my girlfriend
167.Actor? Tom hanks
168.Actress? Angelina Jolie
169.Saying? Live life to the fullest
170.Car? Maserati MC 12
171.Month? December
172.Cartoon? Billy and Mandy and Foster’s home for Imaginary Friends
173.T.V.Show? If I had to choose then its Comedy Central Presents...
174.Website? Livejournal.com
175.Book? The 3rd Harry Potter book
176.Quality about yourself? My outspokenness
177.Your best friend? Jessica of course
178.Your best guy friend? Corey Judge
179.Your best girl friend? Other than Jessica, Tara Skaggs
180.Fruit? Mangoes
181.Vegetable? Broccoli
182.Meat? Chicken
183.Quote? "Be Excellent to people, and party hard!"
184.Saying? I answered this question already
185.Type of movie? I love a good horror flick
186.Candy? Hershey Bar
187.Language? English
188.Magazine? Motor Trend
189.CD? The Black Album. If you don’t know who produced this CD then you should be shot.
190.Store? You asked this already
191.Movie? The Prince of Egypt for the one scene where God yells at Moses
192.Day of the week? Saturday
193.Singer? Freddy Mercury from the band Queen
194.Band? Guns n’ Roses

Misc.

195.Why are you so curious? What?

196.Like to swim? Yes
197.Like to dance? Yes
198.Have a pool? No
199.Have a car? No, but I definitely need one
200.Going to get a car? Yes hopefully in the next year
201.Your motto? Live life to the fullest
202.What do you look for in a friend? A good sense of humor203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? Someone who is loud and out of the ordinary
204.Time you get up? 6 on skool days about 1 or 2 on the weekends
205.Time you go to bed? Anytime I feel like it
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? White with sail boats
207.How many pillows? 4 in total
208.Ever skip school? Yeah but not without my parents knowing. I lnow that sounds krazy but they let me skip skool sometimes.
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
210.What did you eat for dinner? urkey and Potatoe chip sandwhich
211.What are you wearing? Spongebob boxers and a hoody
212.What movie makes you cry? Prince of Egypt and balieve it or not Polar Express
213.What book makes you cry? None
214.What song makes you cry? none that I can think of
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? My mother and a hick named Thomas
216.What is your favorite possession? My piano
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A grand piano
218.How badly do you want it? Very
219.Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yes
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? I don’t understand what the relevance is but I understand you’re running out of ideas for questions
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? A little
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Prolly 35ish
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I was the grim reaper one year and that was the coolest face paint ever
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I put a hockey mask on and was a hokey playa
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? New year
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? How about a masturbation day but my friends and think it belongs on March 2nd
227.How good is your short-term memory? Alright
228.How good is your short-term memory? Funny.
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) Why yes I did
230.How good is your long-term memory? Really good
231.What is your earliest memory? I was 1 year old eating spaghetti
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? The first time Jessica told me she was in love with is the first one that comes to mind. (oh look, Im smiling.)
233.What is your strangest memory? I don’t know good question
234.What is your worst memory? I don’t want to talk about it
235.What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? American History X
236.What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? Austin Powers
237.What size are your feet? 12
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? Getting to know them
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yes, but it would be weird callin that persons name out in sex
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? That would be cool
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? You should have a good reason to have sex with the person. Don’t have sex just for the sake of having sex
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? No
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? I don’t know I never asked
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for anemotional commitment you knew would last? Yes
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? All the time
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? No
249.Do you actually know your IP address? What does IP stand for
250.Do you know what an IP address is? No
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No, just frustrated when I cant explain it
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? I know what pi squared is
255.Do you have a driver's license? No, I need to get one
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Hell yes, why do you think I say Tomb Raider
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Robin Williams
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? No
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Theres is no one who would play me better than I do
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? Yes
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Angelina jolie’s
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? No
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? No
264.What do you love most about the other gender? Every so often you get the hot chick
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? They think they can control us through sex appeal and the sad thing is, it works on most men. Men need to be stronger willed like me.
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? Emotions
267.Mac or PC? PC
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? As long as it works Im good
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I hate IM
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I hate IM
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Alexandria my mother always tells me
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? Maybe
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Buzz
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? My last name is a bitch for anyone to pronounce the 1st time they see it
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No
277.Like to give hugs? Yes
278.Like to walk in the rain? Yes
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? I have clothes on
280.Prefer black or blue pens? black
281.Dress up on Halloween? Hell yeah
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Tummy, means Im an anxious person
283.Think you're attractive? I don’t think so
284.Want to marry? Who? One day and to the greatest person in the world
285.Have a goldfish? Used to
286.Ever have the falling dream? Yeah it was weird
287.Have stuffed animals? Yes
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No
289.Do you think God has a gender? God is definitely a dude and he gets so much Angel ass its not even funny
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? No, I take science over religion. But miracles are Devine
291.Do you believe in organized religion? Yeah right
292.Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven or Hell
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Really easy
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yes
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yes
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Penis *smiles* or “what do I look like a radio?”
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I’ve said a lot in my day.
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? Hells yeah
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? My Chemical Romance and so many solo artists
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? I don’t know
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? Everything reminds of some song. Never just one song
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? I have no clue
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? “Nothing Else Matters But You”
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? I don’t know
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? I’ve seen a movie that no one else has seen if that counts? Its called, “Third house Down The Road” about three rapists.
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Yes, sequels usually suck balls
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda is the biggest (shortest) pimp in the entire universe. I bet he gets so much Jedi ass its not even funny.
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? More movies on how life really is. Like American History X
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Chick Flicks
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? It better taste good
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? Swiss
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Im Holy damn it
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food,hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Yeah it tastes good
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Never

Friends

316.What a unique category, don't you think? Kinda

317.Are you sure you have friends? I have too many friends
318.Best friend? Jessica of course. (girlfriend can also be best friend in case you didn’t know)
319.Second-best friend? Corey judge
320.Email the most? I don’t email
321.Call the most? Jessica
322.IM the most? I don’t IM
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? Jessica
324.Best offline friend? Other then Jessica?
325.Best online friend? No one
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? Robbie
327.Person you can always confide in? Other then Jessica?
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? Take a Guess
329.In a fight or annoyed? Annoyed with effing Ricky
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? Jacob’s
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? Maybe Evan’s house. I almost did once but then didn’t
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? I don’t have speed dial
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? Jessica
334.Craziest? Ben
335.Weirdest? Jacob
336.Most fun? Ben
337.Saddest? When im around, no one is sad
338.Quietest? Joker
339.Who knows you the best? Jessica
340.Who do you know the best? Jessica or Corey
341.Who do you like to shop with? Hate shopping
342.Talk with? I talk to all my friends, like it or not
343.Trust the most? Jessica, Corey, Nate, and Eddie
344.Flirt with? Prolly all the girls. Im a very flirtatious person
345.Laugh with? All the dudes and some of the chicks
346.Give advice to? Jacob
347.Who gives you advice? The really smart chicks and Jessica
348.Best singer? Colin
349.Best athlete? Chad
350.Who is the nicest? Swedish chick
351.Who is the meanest? Jessica
352.Best dancer? Uh oh the Taltos twins
353.Best writer? Erin
354.Best smile? Jessica
355.Most creative? Erin or Stew356.Best dressed? Zack (is so gay)
357.Best shoes? Ben has some Air force
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? I don’t understand the question
359.Who can't lie? Jacob
360.Most innocent? Catholic Liz
361.Most innocent looking? Same as 360
362.Rebel? Ben
363.Moodiest? Jordan
364.Happiest? Nidhi
365.Cutest? Kenzy

Do/Are/Who's?

366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? Whatever

367.Religious? I don’t go to church but I have a personal friendship with God. I even make fun of God like a friend
368.Try to be fashionable? Im a walking fashion statement bitches
369.Think fashion is important? No
370.Get along with your family? Not Natasha, father and lately my mother
371.Get along with your friends? Yes
372.Get grounded? I don’t get in trouble...ever
373.Know any foreign languages? Learning french at skool and I understand Spanish but cant speak it
374.Run into walls/doors? All the time
375.Blonde? At heart? No/no
376.Who do you talk to most online? I dont
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? I answered this already
378.Are you a bum? Yes
379.Do you get online a lot? No
380.Do you shower? Every morning
381.Do you hate school? I hate learning and homework and tests and teachers and stupid skool rules
382.Do you have a social life? Yeah, but chorus is taking over my life right now
383.Do you trust people easily? Yes and no
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? Yes but I tell them when I’ve lied. So its not really a lie
385.Are you a dare devil? All the time
386.Would you ever sky dive? Hell yeah
387.Do you like to dance? Yes
388.Are you funny? Thats what Im told
389.Are you a serious person? Psh No
390.Do you make friends easily? Yes
391.Do you work out? Yes
392.Do you like to work out? Yes, but not chest work. That stuff hurts later
393.How much can you bench press? About 150. I know, don’t make fun of me.
394.How much can you lift? Lift as in items or in weight? Specify.
395.Are you a popular person? I know a lot of people if thats what you mean
396.Do you have plans for your future? Yes397.Do you plan to go to college? Yes
398.Do you play sports? No, but I want to
399.Do you like sports? Yes
400.Do you play an instrument? Yes
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? A Cardiovascular Surgeon
402.Ever been out of state? Yes
403.Out of the country? Canada
404.Do you like to travel? Yes
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? I like how I look
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? I have a great attitude most of the time
407.What do you think about life after death? I believe in Heaven and Hell if thats what you mean
408.What do you think about karma? It sux
409.What do you think about love? Love rox my soul
410.What do you think about fate? I believe in fate and destiny but I believe you can choose the direction of your fate if that makes sense.
411.What do you think about yourself? I like myself
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? It could get worse. At least im not jewish (Lacey)
413.What would you give your life for? Family, Jessica, and if my death meant world peace and prosperity for all eternity
414.What do you think about your first love? She is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? See 414
416.What are you scared of? Fish bigger than my arm.
417.Do you cry easily? Not really
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? Jessica and the small happy things that happen everyday
419.What was the saddest moment of your life? I don’t want to talk about it
420.What would life be without friends? Terrible
421.Without family? Horrible
422.Without you? w/o me? W/o me it wouldn’t be as happy. W/o you, we wouldn’t have these 500 Q surveys
423.Are you deep? I have my moments
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? Love is something that you have to look for. Not by chance and I believe that you can fall in love more than once.
425.Do you like your town? No
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? Yes
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? I don't have one
428.What color is your mouse pad? 427
429.Drink a lot of water? Yes
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? no im poor. Im so poor, I cant afford the O and R, im Po.
431.Do you like amusement parks? Yes
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? No
433.What namebrand do you wear the most? Levi
434.Do you like taking pictures? I don’t enjoy it
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? Sure
436.Do you have a tan? No Im neon white
437.Do you get annoyed easily? No
438.What are you hobbies? Playing piano and singing439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? No
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? Yes
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? I was about 300 questions ago
442.Do you get good grades in school? No
443.How do you vent your anger? Writing, talking to someone or myself and if all above fails I find myself punching the ground
444.Are you a role model? To all the boys in the world
445.Who do you look up to? To no one. I set my own standards
446.Who do you trust the most? Jessica or my mother
447.Do you have any piercings? Have a 14 gauge in my top left ear
448.Do you have any tattoos? No
449.Do you dream a lot? Yes
450.Do you daydream a lot? Yes
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? yes about the Devil. Woke up shaking like a leaf
452.Do you have any allergies? Im allergic to dust and cats
453.Do you have any health problems? I have a cavity
454.Do you like animals? Yes
455.Do you have any pets? No
456.Do you like siblings? Most of them
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? No
458.Do you have braces? Yes
459.Do you have a job? No
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? Yes and thats a funny story for another time
461.Who did YOU want to be President? Neither of them bitches
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? I would like to be el Presidente
463.Do you have a curfew? Before 1 AM
464.Are you a vegetarian? No
465.Could you be a vegetarian? Hell no
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? No
467.Do you like coffee? I love coffee
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? No except im a chocolate freak theres a difference
469.Do you like horror movies? Yes
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? Rather save but life calls for money
471.Do you keep your room clean? Yes
472.Do yours well? Do your mom well. Ohhhhhhhh!
473.Do you eat vegetables? I love vegetables cept peas
474.Are you a flirt? I don’t think so
475.Are you good at flirting? I’ve never asked anyone
476.Do you like to go to parties? Yes
477.Do you still go trick or treating? Til I die
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? Lean more towards the happy unwanted Angel
479.Do you get along with people? Yes
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? Yes
481.Have you ever won anything? Yes
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed? Regular
483.What size? Queen
484.Do you get bored easily? No but when im bored I get antsy and cant sit still 485.Do you play golf? No
486.Do you play miniature golf? Yeah
487.Do you like tennis? No
488.Are you flexible? No
489.Are you a sweet heart? I like to think so
490.Would you like to be cloned? Sure that would be kool but I don’t think the world would be able to handle 2 Michaels
491.What are your opinions on cloning? it should be used only when necessary but if it is actually accomplished in the US, I will be proud to say I'm an American
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning very very frighning
494.Did you like this survey? It was alright
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? Not really
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? What my opinion is on welfare
497.How would you have answered them? I wont get into it

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? Last night
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Some info about me

500.What time is it? 6:20 PM 12/12/05

Now you know a lil about me. Laters,
michael

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:08:09 GMT

right now Im at the french lady's house and the boys are playing X Box. They're a lot of fun. I'll be here until about midnight when our parents are done with the party.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 18:53:47 GMT

Im at my grandmother's house right with my uncle Shane. We've been pretty much, eating and playing video games. I have to babysit some french lady's kids tonight and Im going to go to a Birthday party tomorrow. Thats all I have to say at the moment. I'll prolly update sometime later because its kinda boring just playin games all day. Laters,
Michael

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 20:39:15 GMT

dont have any choir performances until the 17th and thats kool. Went to Jessica's house yesterday because she wanted me to. It was random but I wasnt going to pass up the chance to spend time with her. Went to her youth thing to help decorate for X-mas until 8 o clizzock and went home. It was a good day yesterday in all. Today it rained all day, but it wasnt quite rain, ya know what I mean? got the book "Anthem" which so far is pretty good. i figure I'll read it all tonight, its only 104 pages. I dont know what to get my secret-santa-ee for tomorrow because I dont have time to go the store and buy something. both the parents work today. The Nilsen's back...BOO! I almost got in a fight with some wigger kid. I was walkin to 6th hour and Im being loud like I always am and this douche bag say, "Shut the fuck up." I of course turn around, get in his face and said, "Say it a little louder next time and I wont think you're a timid bitch." and i shoved him and walked away. Of course the kid follows me a lil while lookin like hes gonna do somethin, but like i said hes a timid bitch and nothing else happened. it was funny. So, I get home, my mother is sleeping in my bed and dont have anything to do. i guess Im done with this entry. Laters,
Michael

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 16:06:41 GMT

Im sick of these stupid performances that we do for choir. But we were awesome all the same. Yesterday, I was forced to gauge my ear with a 14 because Colin took my earring and I had to do something before the hole closed. I have to go to another choir thing in about an hour and Im pissed about that because I need to work on my AP project. The project is due Monday and I have a DBQ due on Tuesday. Mine and Jessica's half-a-year is also on Tuesday, which is effing amazing. When you say half-a-year, it sounds longer than saying 6 months. What else can I say... Disney on Sunday and freakin on Tuesday I have another choir performance, which leaves me NO time to spend with my girlfriend. Damn choir, I HATE YOU! I have to go now and get ready for choir. Til next time,
Michael

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:49:07 GMT

you guys I did it, i finally changed my icon! Go me! I know, i know, i'm amazing. Please no autographs. No, i couldn't accept your panties, OK, maybe just one pair.

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 16:28:24 GMT

Yesterday I was sore, tired, cold, and anxious. I fell dead asleep in most of my classes (not in chorus or chemistry). My shoulders were killing me and it was the coldest day at skool ever. All day yesterday, I had nothing to eat except for the 2 cookies I had for lunch, but I wasnt hungry. I went to Jessica's house and ended up falling asleep there too. Went with Jessica, Nora, Chelsea, and Jordan to go see the premiere of Harry Potter which I liked but the plot was too choppy. It was very hurried and it still was 2 and half hours long. Went back to Jessica's house for a lil while where her dog pissed on my shirt. Came home all sad because Jessica is leaving to New york today. Went to bed immediately and woke up depressed because I wont get to see Jessica for a week. And here I am, missing her already.
-Michael

who needs a subject

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:03:01 GMT

Yeah, so yesterday was the multicultural show that had to be in for the 1st 3 periods of the day, Nilsen was being evil to me before lunch, and I had the Veterans day show for 5th period. Got home and died. Today Im going to a b-dizzle from 6-11 pm which should be fun. i just dont have a ride home because my mother is gone for the weekend and my father is on the night shift tonight. What else can I talk about? My sister left for the day so its quiet up in here. My english grades suck this 9-weeks. I have an F. But I dont understand how that is. Ive been turning in my homework and doing well on my tests. Its Krazy wit a K. I cleaned the kitchen and did some video game time today. Thats about it. Laters,
Michael

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 20:32:02 GMT

Today I was in a surprisingly good mood. I dont know why. Maybe because i did all my homework or something, but today was a great day for me. I hope everyone has an awesome rest of their day.
Michael

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 21:06:36 GMT

Today- I woke up at around 9ish to finish my bro's rain gutter regatta boat for his tiger scouts thing. That lasted til about 1, he didnt win or anything but it was cool. When I was my bro's age, I did the same race and beat all the other kids into the ground. I won that thing hands-down. Got back home and fell back asleep til about 10 minutes ago. Im kinda wondering if I should call my friend to see if we call get his ear pierced like me. That was my day in a nutshell. Tomorrow is 5 months for me and Jessica. How awesome is that? That is kool with a K. Now im done.
Michael

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:00:49 GMT

Monday: Halloween rocked the projects. Got a bunch of candizzle and hung around with Jessica, Rachel, and some other chick (i feel terrible that i cant remember her name). Halloween is my favorite effing holiday. Good times.

Tuesday: I cant remember if anything important happened yesterday... oh well

TOday: I got nothing to say right now except that i have a headache and i want to go to sleep. Im really bored. Nothing to do and yet I have a ton to do. Uh...my mother's in Texas visiting my uncle G and my father's job is throwing my schedule into whack. Yeah, im going to go to sleep now... laters.
Michael

whoa!!!!

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 20:31:19 GMT

I got my ear pierced at 1:30 today. Just a stud at the top of my ear. its the coolest thing in the entire world right now. We're going to try to gauge it on Tuesday so I can get a bar up in there. Other than that, nothin else happened.

shut up!

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:25:37 GMT

I know Im a hypocrite because Im using LJ after I called all users losers, but at least Im not bashing anybody. As long as I dont do that I'll be fine. I havent updated in about a month and Im not about to try to remember what happened in that time, so...get over it. Yesterday, I got back from Georgia with Jessica after being there for 5 days. Had the most amazing time Ive had in a long tome. Her Granny Sax is one of the coolest ppl ever. Jessica blackened my lip. Last Thursday we went to the mountain, The next day we had the rehearsal dinner for the wedding, the next day we had the wedding to go to, and on Sunday we drove back to FL. Today, I skipped skool, I didnt want to go. My mother was down with that this morning at 6 O' clizzock. SLept most of the day, woke up at 1 and ate food and played video games until my bro got home. Then I got on the computer. Fixina go back to sleep.
Michael

yeah

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:41:35 GMT

I havent updated in about 2 weeks and I got a lot to say but Im not going to say it on a journal that everyone can read. And I know I can put some privacy thing on entries but why bother. Live journal is just another way ppl can bash other ppl. So fuck live journal and fuck all of you. I hope everyone can stop hatin on everyone and suck it up, get over it, and move the fuck on. For the past couple days I felt like a royal douche. You dont see me goin around sayin how much I hate the world and how life isnt fair. I've gotten over it.
-Michael

ugh

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:32:06 GMT

my arm hurts and Im hungry. I have to rewrite my AP essay that I got a "2" on out of 5 and on the test itself, I got 24/50. Thats a 48 without the curve. This morning I had to walk to skool which was not excellent. Im trying to cut down on the curse words, so if anybody hears me say a curse word, smack me. I havent talked to Nora or Lizz in awhile, so I'll prolly call them later. Other then that, it was a slow-ass day.
-Roosky AKA Lonerider of the Northern Flats (by:Corey)

My sister needs to DIE

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:37:11 GMT

So last night from about 10:30-11:45 my sister and I had a fight over the fucking phone. She was being a bitch about it and wouldnt let me get off the phone with my girlfriend so she could use the phone. FUCK NO!!!! She goes and pulls the cord out of the wall instead of waiting. I want the devil to come and rip out her eyeballs from their sockets and take a shit in the holes. You guys, I am being forced to live under a roof with the one person I hate the most in this whole world. I hate her. She is a stain on life. She contributes nothing to this family. I have officially disowned her as my sister, I am no longer related to that fucking douche-bag. Life would be 1000 times better with her dead. Would anybody miss her? NO! FUCK NO! Natasha needs to shoot herself in the mouth like Hitler did. She yells at my 70 year old Tia and is killing her. Is it right to yell at an old woman like she's your equal? FUCK NO! She's going to kill one of my favorite ppl in the world by giving her a fucking heart attack or something. Have you ever hated someone so much you start to shake? It's not even about the phone, that's what tipped the fucking scale. She's gone to far and needs to get cancer of the worst kind and die a slow and terrible death. Tie her down in the middle of a bamboo field and let the bamboo grow through her. Or drown her. Or burn her alive, and video tape it. Or rip her vertebrae out and choke her with her spinal cord. Any other suggestions? Or we could just do all of the above. Be proud of me you guys, I didnt do a fucking thing to her. But if she steps out of line again, that no-good, dirty-ass, mother-fucking, cock-raping whore is going down mo' fucka! FUCK OFF!
-Roosky

Saturday, what to say about Saturday...

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 17:25:16 GMT

Saturday was pretty awesome, sure it started out shitty but ended really good. Woke up at 6:30 to go to this ceremony they had at LPD to thank veterans and acknowledge those who died on 9/11 and to sing. This sucked the big cock. Get back home, call my girlfriend so me, her, Aleisa, and Chelsea could go to the mall so they could go dress shopping for homecoming. Spent like 4 hours there (brush the dirt off your sandwich), get home around 7:45 and Im dead tired. They wore me out. It was fun though. Had a good time and this morning I slept until 11:00 which was great. Woke up to donuts. So good. Til next time...
-Roosky AKA Hussy

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 23:29:59 GMT

Yeah, Im really tired right now. I just got up from a nap. It was so good. Yesterday I stayed up on the phone talking to my girlfriend and watching the football game which ended about 12:30. The patriots won of course, 30-20. Tomorrow, I have to get up and go to the skool at 7:30 then go to Longwood PD to do some 9/11 thing. Its goin to suck massive balls. I have to memorize the preamble of the constitution. We, the ppl of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union... and thats all I know. Whateva, so I have nothin to do this weekend. My mother works and she has this thing with me leaving the house when she's not home. It's gay to the xtreme... xtreme gay would be like gay ppl on fire and having their way with each other while someone shoots them with a paintball gun. Which reminds me, that gay Mark has this gay-ass pet name for me now... Rosco. Isnt that a gas station or something? Whateva, fuckin gay ppl takin over the world. Someone needs to come and kidnap me for the weekend because, I dont want to be here. Well, that's all I have to say for the time being. til the next time...bitches.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:44:08 GMT

I did it. I deleted my entry. Ally, have I told you that I love you. Heres a poem for you:

Life sucked pretty hard,
my comp was being a retard.
Until a blessing came my way,
Ally knew how to save the day.
So Ally, I love you.
And maybe whenever you get to Florida, we can do that thing we planned to do.

Snaps for Roosky.

Quoi?

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 18:24:10 GMT

How the fuck did I make 2 entries. This is shit in a barrel. How do I fix that shit? I need some help.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 18:18:16 GMT

I am really hyper now. I have been since I snorted a line of orange fruit loops this morning. Fuck! Im really jumpy at the moment. I need something to do. I was supposed to go with Jessica to her youth group today, but my mother was all like, " NO " and so now Im anxious as hell. i have nothing to do except talk to ppl over the internet via this entry. How are you? Im alright. Eat any good ice cream lately? Im eating some right at this very second. Its chocolate. What is your favorite ice cream? Who is your favorite baseball player? Do you like our president? If we killed the hobos, would anybody miss them? I wouldnt. Who wants some lemonade? I do. But we dont have any right now. Who else thinks that Mrs. Wright needs to get her throat cut? She needs to die and rot in her own blood and excrement. Fucking bitch. Guess what, as of yesterday, me and Jessica have been going out for three months. That there is a solid relationship. I know you all are mondo jealous. I think it has been going great. Im your venus, Im your fire, Your desire. You know you liked that. Me and Jessica (or is it Jessica and I)had a 45 minute conversation about commercial jingles and how much funnier they would be if you said barbecue sauce at the end of them. My fingers are starting to hurt because I was typing this entry non-stop. Havent paused once and I might go for a record. Or maybe not. There I stopped. Give myself a 5 minute break before my ice cream melts...Im back. That was a lil longer because I had to use the restroom. I might want to do some homework sooooo, Im going to end this with a song, sing along if you know the words.

*clears throat* "Im Mike Jonezzzzzzzz. The one and only cant be cloned. Mo' Fucka!"